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so a tourist in Italy is fulfilling her lifelong dream of seeing the birth of venus, her fave painting, in person. and while she’s there a Hot Girl strikes up a conversation with her and she loves art and is charming and they talk until the museum closes. they exchange numbers. the next day the birth of Venus painting is stolen, nobody knows who stole it. so anyways, the two girls continue dating and are happy and shit? and on their one year anniversary her girlfriend reveals that she’s an international art thief and she stole the birth of venus after meeting her. tourist girl flips and wants it returned she doesn’t want to just. hoard the art so nobody can see it. so then art thief has to do a reverse heist where she sneaks the painting back into the museum without getting caught
Bear in mind that the Birth of Venus is like 15 feet tall and 30 feet wide…
why would you have to do a reverse heist instead of like thouroughly cleaning it of fingerprints, DNA and other trace evidence and then just quietly dropping it off round the back underneath a tarp and a note attached
because she’s gay and loves drama don’t ever question me again
100% in agreement with @violetfutches, there’s a time for pragmatism and a time for drama, and the time for pragmatism is never a) a year into a gay romance that began with the theft of the Birth of Venus or b) anywhere in Italy.
It’s a gift for the amazing @ourgraciousqueen it’s a little ‘resume’ of the first five chapters of her amazing (!!!!!) fanfiction Kosem. If you are not reading it yet you totally should! It has seven chapters already and it’s getting better and better! Go give her some love, you guys!
Reading this fanfic took me out of a really dark period and makes me so happy and probably will make you too!
(Also, I plan to make a part II and III and so on and so fort as the fanfiction goes on.)
I hope you like it Julia! It was done with a lot of love hon’ <3
Society: Capitalism and the free market is great because it lets customers CHOOSE who’s the best company and then that company makes all the money while lesser companies have to improve or die.
Millenials: *boycott companies that benefit off exploitation of people and natural resources*
if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.
favorite duos (of all time and kind): ariel & eric, the little mermaid. ↳ “believe me, grim, when i find the right girl, i’ll know. without a doubt, it’ll just, bam. hit me. like lightning.”
What would I give to live where you are. What would I pay to stay here
beside you. What would I do to see you smiling at me. Where would we
walk. Where would we run, If we could stay all day in the sun. Just you
and me and I could be part of your world.
Dr. John Sharpe of London, who in 1957, a decade before physicians in England could legally perform an abortion for any reason other than the health of the woman, took the considerable risk of referring for an abortion a twenty-two-year old on her way to India.
Knowing only that she had broken an engagement at home to seek an unknown fat, he said, “You must promise me two things. First, you will not tell anyone my name. Second, you will do what you want to do with your life.”
Dear Dr. Sharpe, I believe you, who knew the law was unjust, would not mind if I say this so long after your death:
I’ve done the best I could with my life.
This book is for you.
